When I think of ice cream, I don’t think of to eat as a verb. A proper word to use with ice cream is to walk.

We used to go out at night to buy ice cream together at 10 pm. The amount of ice cream intake per week in out flat was so high we could easily open Ben and Jerry.

We could just buy dozens and store them in a fridge, but no, what’s the point of eating ice cream at 10 if we couldn’t walk together to get it at the 24/7 dairy 3 blocks away.

“I love walking to get an ice cream at night, especially after dinner. It makes me feel less guilty for having pudding very late. What about you?”

He asked me like he didn’t know it already. I just like walking with him. It doesn’t matter we’re going to get an ice cream, or get the ring to Mordor.

“I would walk 500 miles to get ice cream.” with you. 

Ha. I'm not gonna say it.

Not in a million years.

L.