“Do you believe in soulmates?”

“No. I believe in probabilities and sea level rise.”

“Do you believe in love?”

“Love is real, but it doesn't last. In this moment I might love you, 3 weeks later I might not.”

“No, love is forever. How can you stop loving someone? I will love you till the day I die.”

“So chances are you die, the only love left here will be mine. How can you say your love is forever?”

“Are you also one of that people that said rock music died?”

“Well, Bowie died.”

“Have you heard of Arctic Monkeys? Do you even turn on the radio these days?”

“They're still not immortal.”

“Okay, I got it. You're already dead.”

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